pub not open????????

foooo go fooooor ittt as I laugh my sox down also

and 2 stories are better fan only fone omg i roll on my floor yeeeeeeeeepeeeeeee !!

LOL i would have prob said the same
wey hey bennie i dont know about being up here when we are all off our trolley and where the hic has lorraine gone??

wo ho yeah but we better get hic inside coz overwise ve pictures will get wet??

Omg, i am on my back and extremely unconsious, cant even spell it, i am knocked out!
I feel all light headed and strange (nowt new there then)

Heyho, i hope we have managed to cheer you up a bit tonight, it sounds like you've not had a good time lately, and i do hope you get what you are looking for without too many other problems.

see ya can have too much of a good thing quick bennie pass us that ice bucket

oooo nooooo, i'm orf. But shall we sort the bar out before we go, so no one finds out what we've been up to. ?

wait til you here the one about the golfish..........

yes at least i now have a little grin on my face
and at least it has stopped me ringing the guy up and telling him in no uncertain terms what i think of him i am not best know for my tact when i am annoyed well the search is on for a new house but it does mean i will not be down the road from bailey now which i am sad about
anyway you all keep your eyes open for a des rez!?

You lot leave my Goldfish alone!!!! What have you been drinking?? Bennie, how old is that bottle of pink stuff?? I think it's extra fermented!

yes i guess we should or deb will ban us and then where will i have to go to drown my sorrows

ah well thats what lorraine was drinking no wonder she is para hic letic hic
lorraine lorraine wake up!

yoo.... . catch it Hey Ho !!

my story hehe

A man calls a bar on the phone :

-" At what time opens your bar ?? please "
- " At 7 Am sir "

- " Oh ?? ok so I wait "

- second call ...
- " At what time opens hic opens yr bar please ? "

- " At 7 am I told u already sir "
- " ah ? ok "

- third, fourth, fifth ... 10 TH call

- " At WHOOOT tiiime OOOPennn yr f*****g BAR PLEASE ? SOS "

- At 7am sir but I think that in your actual condition we won't allow u to get in the bar "

and the man answers:

" FFS !! I DON'T WANNAAAA GO IN THE BAR I WANNAAAA GET OUT OF THE BAAAAAAR !!! "

PMSL bennie!

helsbels wrote:

You lot leave my Goldfish alone!!!! What have you been drinking?? Bennie, how old is that bottle of pink stuff?? I think it's extra fermented!

Is it Hels ?? omg lool I didn't notice was that much heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wanna joinus ? at the BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

?? kiedhdzejhazchnsbd hic hic hic hurra

and the worst is that we drank NOTHIN HELS .. tis a pity !!!! or a shame maybe haaaaaa haaaaa !!

thanks for cheering me up x i'm off to unpack some boxes especially my wine glasses as i feel the need to use them!!!!!!!!!

nite nite .. tis midnite here !! xxxxx was good fun

see ye tomorric

You lot are mad so you didn't do the Miclegate run then Lorraine sight seeing down there on a Sat night is miles better than the bar walls

Morning, we saw all the sights in ceasers italian sat night. Oh and we saw some on friday nite too.

U lot been picking the locks to my bar???? I gave you all the keys Hope you havn't all left a mess for me to sort out?? Seems like was lots of activity in here last night x

A LOT OF ACTIVITY I TELL YOU cause getting sf with no booze is quite a challenge was that we just couldn't get OUT OFF the bar lool cause we were locked IN !!

and Yep we cleaned the bar, I personally was responsible for washing the 100 glasses & broke none

Well am glad! think Hey Ho smashed a few, but you all managed to hide them before I came back in!